R – A rare midweek blog post (and on this post-election morning I could use some humor) to self-congratulate and wish a Happy Birthday to the blog! Jarika and I launched this three years ago today, and it has served as a fun little soapbox platform for us to shout from, for anyone seriously unstable enough to take the time to listen to us.

The reviews have been off the charts since we started this thing! Here’s just a few snippets of what people have said about goobermusicteachers.com over its first three years:

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“And now, the Top Ten Reasons a person should have to be granted a permit before starting their own blog…” – David Letterman

“Congratulationsh on the chthree yearsh chapsh. I chust cantch get enough of it.” – Sean Connery

“Of all the blogs I’ve read, this is definitely one of them.” – Ashley Smith

“Where’s the beef???” – 1980’s Wendy’s commercial

“Really weak in all three phases.” –  Bill Bellichick

“You want to confuse these two? Ask them to spell ‘mom’ backwards.” – the late Joan Rivers (rest her soul)

“One does not normally encounter prose of this quality without seeing it written in crayola.” – Maureen Dowd

”                                                                          ” – Marcel Marceau

“If only I could learn to write things this scary!” – Stephen King

“The greatest contribution to Insomnia research in the last fifty years.” – Dr. Howard Terduckin

“There are many fine attributes to a blog such as this. Of course, none of them actually pertain specifically to this one, but there are indeed many fine attributes to be found in a blog such as this.” – John Cleese

“This would be far more entertaining – and enlightening – if their typewriter keyboard were replaced with emojicons.” – Al Gore

“This blog should be pay per view” – – – “Yeah, they should pay us every time we view it!!” – – – “Hahahahahahahahahahahah” – Muppets Statler & Waldorf

“The Delorean of blogs” – Lee Iacocca

“All right! This blog is TOAST!” – Bill Murray

“It keeps going, and going, and going, and going, and….” – Energizer Bunny

“I don’t always read blogs. But when I do, it’s not this one.” – World’s Most Interesting Man

“I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.” – Stephen Wright